Doctor: You have a bellybutton hernia and I'm sending you to a specialist.
Gavin: Ahhhhhh, okay, when?
Doctor: Next week.
Gavin: Ahhhhhhh, okay.
And then one week later:
Specialist: I concur with your doctor, it is a umbilical hernia and we need to operate.
Gavin: Ahhhhhh, okay, when?
Specialist: How about 2 weeks.
Gavin: Ahhhhhh, okay, I guess.
Specialist: Here is what the incision will look like. This purple pen will wash off so don't worry.
So two weeks later I was put out for a little bit over an hour as the doctor sliced above, around, and below my bellybutton. He opened me up and repaired the hernia with some mesh. The details of all of this are still a bit sketchy but he's the specialist and I'm just the guy with the hernia.
The day after the surgery I took off the bandage and was a bit surprised to have 22 staples holding my midsection together.
After 4 days the pain has subsided and now the most uncomfortable things currently are:
- The hair on my belly is growing back in and wearing a shirt makes it uncomfortably itchy.
- The fact that every night I have unconsciously scraped my hand across my stomach making for a rude awakening.
I should be 100% in about 3 more weeks. I'm looking forward to being "normal" again and not walking around like a hunchback. :)